Funny Stories

Post funny true stories about yourself or someone you know!

xD I'll go first: My great grandma (She's 84 years old now) used to knit dick-socks/weenie warmers for male strippers.

I shit you not.

WHAT. I don't believe you. Pics or it didn't happen.


On the fourth of july a couple years ago, I was at my sister's house and we were shooting off fireworks. We went down to the road to set off these GIGANTIC spinners, and one came towards me, so I accidentally ran into the ditch and fell on my face. It was dark, I lost my cellphone in the grass, and I couldn't see, so I yelled out "Tammy, come find me; I don't know where I am!"

And they have NEVER let me live that down.

xD Wow. You are SOME KIND of special. What kind you are, my love, I have yet to determine.

xB I will if I can ever find some. See, my grandma used to own this knit shop down town right close to a couple of male stripping clubs, so they would place in orders for weenie warmers. I found out because me and my mama got one for my papa as a joke, and my grandma started busting up when she saw it. I asked my mom how gramma knew what it was and she told me about the whole knit shop deal.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's some in storage or even around the house, seeing as my grandma never throws anything away. ESPECIALLY not her knitted/crochet things.


*snrk* Or should I say.... CROTCHet.

lost my glasses once and found them in the fridge.

Heh, my grandma used to dye her hair when she was younger, since she was always vain about her looks. However, one day her dye job went horribly wrong, and her hair turned BRIGHT orange .

It traumatized her so much that she never tried to dye her hair again :P.

That happened to me... I kinda liked the bright orange ^-^

I went to ride my bike to walgreens up the street from my dad's but I didn't know that his dog had been chewing on my brake wires. Since he lives on the top of a hill at a 5-point intersection, I have to stop at the end of the block so I don't get his by a car. I tried to stop, but my brake lines snapped and I ended up being stopped by the stop sign.

Ow :P.

Recently I was at the end of my shift at work when an old couple came in wanting two medium frosties. Somehow I misheard them as saying two medium fries X_X. Luckily two medium frosties cost the same as two medium fries, but it was still embarassing XD.