Sweet as Sugar

"Very mean." Mu agreed

"I used to be scared of them was I little," Melly went on. "So they would chase me around and stuff. Then I figured out I was bigger then they were and chased them back."

"Our rooster imp was scary"

"You had on at the circus?" asked Melly.

"yep" Mu replied. "It was mean and sometimes scary"

" 'It' ?" asked Melly. "Wouldn't it be a he?"

"Imps are technically genderless until they change." Mu stated

"Oh," Melly replied.

"But it probably turned into a he by now" Mu stated

"Reminds me of an old joke," said Melly. "Which side of the roof did the rooster's egg roll down on?"

"Roosters don't lay eggs." Mu stated "Hens do"

"Exactly," said Melly, giggling. "You'd be surprised how many people try to figure out what side the egg rolls down before they realize that."

"Wanna hear one Summer told me?"

"Sure," said Melly.

"Okay so you only have one match. You have some paper, some wood, a lanturn and a candle. Which do you light first?" Mu asked. "Remember, there's only one match"

Melly thought about it. "A candle? Makes it easier to light the other stuff later."

Mu giggled. "It would be a little hard with out lighting the match first"

"Oh yeah," Melly replied with a laugh. "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

"Egg" Mu smiled.

"But who laid the egg?" asked Melly.

"Dinosaur." Mu smiled

Melly laughed. "But a dinosaur egg would hatch a dinosaur. What laid the egg that hatches a chicken?"

"Evolution" Mu shrugged.

"Well then, what laid the egg that hatched the dinosaur?" asked Melly.

"'Nother dinosaur" Mu smiled